When Immortal Ascension Fails Time Travel to Try Again

A millennium-old cultivator fails her immortal ascension—only to wake up in her nine-year-old body, centuries before her demise. Her killer? The oblivious protagonist of the trashy harem xianxia novel she once transmigrated into. Now, stranded in the past, she faces an irritating dilemma: she can’t murder a child, especially not the story’s fated hero, without cosmic backlash. So she settles for the next best thing—molding him into a proper disciple, one ruthless lesson at a time. Between sabotaging future rivals and dismantling tropes with petty glee, she’ll forge him into a weapon loyal only to her. But can a sarcastic immortal outsmart the narrative’s relentless plot armor?