Tales from Towerne [A Fantasy Comedy... With Teeth]

High Overlord Chaos commands an army of small, round, deceptively adorable minions—creatures capable of ending civilizations when the mood strikes. In *Tales from Towerne*, they bicker, scheme, and stumble through an omniverse far deadlier than their fluffy appearances suggest. One moment they’re lost over a map; the next, they’re trapped in the jaws of a primordial dragon, still blaming each other for the predicament. Banter and bad decisions abound, but beneath the comedy lurks something ancient and unsettling. The minions navigate a world where sword fights, jokes, and absurd wardrobe malfunctions hide darker truths. Their "father," an overpowered but forgetful force of nature, rarely intervenes—until the heavens themselves tremble. Meanwhile, a depressed, pie-baking antagonist lingers on the edges of their chaos, sharing a bond with Chaos that might just be love. (Or something far worse.) At the heart of it all lies a question: can something so cute survive a world so cruel?