Rock falls, everyone dies

A sentient rock awakens in a world of cultivation, its mind sharp but its stats hopelessly miscalibrated—stuck in *Metric* measurements instead of *Strength, Intelligence, Dexterity*. Undeterred, it rolls forward on its absurd quest to experience the simple joy of touching grass. Along the way, it crushes rivals, baffles jade beauties, and defies logic as its stats spiral into ludicrous, unbalanced heights. Round in shape and chaotic in spirit, the rock cultivates power with no regard for equilibrium, leaving shattered conventions—and enemies—in its wake. But in a world built for human ascension, can an indestructible, ever-growing stone ever find its place?