Reincarnated as a Raccoon in a System Apocalypse

Abe spent fifty years preparing for the apocalypse—stockpiling supplies, fortifying his cabin, bracing for the end. Then he died before it even began. Reborn as the raccoon he once fed, he awakens in a world where magic floods the Ozarks, wildlife mutates, and humans scramble to unlock Classes. All Abe wants is snacks and solitude, but fate has other plans. A divine domain of literal trash manifests around him, fueled by Mort, a kleptomaniac opossum. His accidental resurrection of Bambi spawns a deer cult obsessed with *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*. A squirrel declares herself his divine wife. Trickster gods stalk him, the government brands him a Demon Beast King, and cannibal dwarves lurk in the woods. Every misstep spirals into chaos—or opportunity. Abe isn’t sure which. As mana tides warp the land and his followers multiply, the Great Trash Panda faces a pivotal choice: hide from the madness or embrace his role as the unlikeliest architect of the new world.