Magic Murder Cube Marine

Francis "Frank" Francis the 3rd was a Marine to the bone—until an explosion vaporized him mid-mission. Instead of eternal rest, he wakes in a world where gods bicker, magic systems hold grudges, and Hades wants him dead for refusing a divine job offer. His only allies? A suspiciously friendly patron deity and his lucky pink booty shorts. Stranded in a medieval LitRPG realm, Frank does what he knows best: improvising, adapting, and overwhelming everything in his path with military precision and zero subtlety. Between dodging vengeful deities and befriending murderous unicorns, he’s determined to find a way back to his unit—or die trying. The real mission? Survive a world that’s equal parts absurd and lethal before the System writes him off as KIA.